Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP

“A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and
as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately
suspended. No questions asked,” said Principal Clyde Thurlow.   “We’re
not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative
of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB.” 

Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their
children’s school, and are demanding the school do something.  “We
heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet.  There
may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds,” said
irate parent Carol Blessing.  “School is supposed to be
teaching our kids how to read and write.  Not about dangerous
drugs like PHP.”

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One thought on “Student Suspended Over Suspected Use of PHP

  1. Anonymous says:

    Super cool!

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